Semis here we come

C'mon England!

Go on lad

Lmao! Had to share this email a friend of mine sent to the local MP. Incidentally, freshies left both of his sister's once they arrived in the UK. Spot teh grammar mistakes...



-----Original Message-----
From: Xxxx Xxxx [mailto:xxx@xxx.com]
Sent: 28 June 2006 14:32
To: 'xxxx@parliament.uk'
Subject: Help Us
Importance: High

Dear Mr Xxxx Xxxx,

I am writing to you as a concerned member of the Asian community. We are constantly being deceived by immigrants from our home lands that marry our sisters and ruin their lives. Take the case from Blackburn recently, he wasn’t a British born Asian and furthermore he had been separated from his wife. Yet still he was around long enough after their separation to stab her to death and also brutally attack her sister. There is a common culture amongst Pakistani and Indian families that they get their children married from their home lands (arranged marriages), but unfortunately not all the people from these countries are as they seem. I know of many cases where they have deceived parents into giving their daughters away when the husband to be has absolutely no intentions of staying with her, he is just looking for a way to come into the country. As soon as they get their permanent residency their off and away.

What I am proposing to you is that there should be legislation where if these people separate or get divorced from their partners then they should have to leave the country and go back home. This would be a deterrent for those who have ulterior motives. Please consider this, I am not just speaking alone there are many British Asians who feel the same.

Please do not hesitate to contact me regarding this matter. I can give you a good insight into the troubles that these people cause. These people should be monitored or regular contact should be maintained with their spouses to see if everything is going well.

Yours Sincerely,

XxxxXxxx
Tel xxx xxx (9am – 5pm) Mon - Friday

Unfair

I got kicked out of the office fantasy football league yesterday... apparently they did it for a laugh whilst i went to see teh physio. Ermmmmm i didn't find it as funny as i was doing quite well so i told em to Foxtrot Oscar.

And my mobile fone ! i finally managed to fix it (well i did the best i could!). It got drowned at the top of Scafell in Cumbria... bechara fone now the person speaking on the other end sound like they're in Pakistan - its a real crackly line. Maybe i should get a new'un. Any suggestions???????????

Boring

Wot a rubbish match yesterday between Ukraine and Switzerland, nearly fell asleep. Neither side deserved to go through.

Finally

Oh yeh i forgot to mention...... finally managed to finish my Panini World Cup sticker book!

Yippee i beat everyone else in the office to it!

Shocker!

Wot a game last night … and I’m not talking about England’s unconvincing win over Ecuador but the Holland v Portugal game… 4 red cards, 16 yellow cards woaaaaah we do not want to see this ref in this tournament again pleaaaase! He completely fell for the play-acting on show. He should have got the red card himself from the fourth ref.

Anyhow, we got the Portuguese to play next with no Deco, no Costinha, no Ronaldo (hahaha) and possibly Figo if FIFA has a look at his head-butt to Van Bommel. Add to that a load of tired legs and I think we got a game on our hands that England can realistically set out to win and finally impose themselves on this World Cup. The person I’m worried about is Big Phil, the Portuguese manager. He’s dangerous and technically much smarter than Mr ‘Ice-Kool’ Eriksson.

On another note jus want to voice my displeasure at having to watch the game sat with some brummie cousins who had come to make the peace. Fuck you and stay away you backstabbing pieces of scum. I hate relatives – they spell trouble.

Freshies strike again

I hate freshies... and will never trust 'em.

My mate's sister got murdered at the weekend... i'm so in shock...
(btw i'm not from his area so don't be trying to do sums that don't add up)

There is absolutely no need for this kind of stuff.
May Allah grant her a place in heaven. Ameen.

What a challenge

So much to talk about since i've been away..... i'll keep it short this time round tho, thats what got me into trouble last time.

Well this weekend, whilst all of the UK was burning in the sun, i was freezing to death on mountains. I took part in teh three peaks challenge which involves climbing Ben Nevis (biggest mountain in Scotland and UK), Scafell (biggest mountain in England) and Snowdon (biggest mountain in Wales). All in under 24 hours including travelling to and from mountains.

Well we started off in bonny highland Scotland. Ben Nevis was easy but my team was so slow :( Unfortunately its a team event so i had to constantly wait for the others to catch up. This was the easiest of teh three to climb.

Next up, Scafell Pike. The shortest of teh three mountains but the hardest to climb by a mile! The path is very steep and slippy and it took more time to come down from than it took to climb, At the summit the scene was like hell: blizzards, heavy showers, gales, in fact teh only thing missing was snow. The rain filled my raincoat pockets up and consequently drowned my fone :(

And finally, Snowdon. Very easy to begin with but about halfway up turns nasty with some rock climbing involved... we had no harnesses! We managed to complete the challenge in under 22 hours for which we gained a silver medal... yippee! We caught the train back down teh mountain to celebrate in Llanberis. Here, i got a brilliant massage.

I had a lot of explaining to do to my physio yesterday seeing as he's ask me to rest my feet after the gruelling London Marathon. I just explained to him, life's too short.

ok i'm back folks......... tho i wonder how long this will last.

Didn't knw what page to get so i named it after my beloved seabrook crisps salt & vinegar flavour. they kick ass and are better than walkers by a mile!

Everything is good
And brown
On I'm here again
With a sunshine smile upon my face
My friends
Are close at hand
And all my inhibitions
Have disappeared without a trace
I'm glad
I found
Somebody who I can rely on.

This is the return
Of the space cowboy
Inter-planetary
Good vibe zone
At the speed of Cheeba
We'll go deeper
Maybe I'll have to get high
Just to get by.

Everything is good
And green
Oh, I'm red again
And I don't suppose I'm coming down
I can see clearly now,
High in the sky
A man with psychedelic picture frames
Of happiness to shade
His eyes
He's glad
That the found
Somebody who
He can rely on.